"Professor McGonagall? Is that you?"
"Professor McGonagall?"
"Professor McGonagall?"
"Professor McGonagall?"
"Sigh, I suppose your are not coming after all."
"I'm right here Albus."
"Jumping Juniper bugs! I wish You would stop doing that to me!"
"Hagrid and the child should be here shortly."
"I don't know how wise it was trusting hagrid with such an important mission, i mean after all he uses an umbrella as a wand."
"We're not supposed to know about that Minerva."
"We all know Albus. Plus these muggles are the worst sort of muggles . Leaving the child on a doorstep, this all just doesn't seem wise."
"It's a moot point professor, Hagrid approaches now."
"Hail Hagrid, how was the trip? Did the child fair well?"
"Good evening Professors, the lil tyke fell asleep as we crossed London."
"Good heavens man, what's wrong with you?"
"Poor lil guy, all alone out here on the porch, it'll be so long till we see him again!"
"Stop crying you big oaf, we will ring the bell."
"It is not like it is good bye forever old friend, He will be safe here."
"Good bye for now, Harry Potter."
"You didn't ring the bell Albus."
"Technicalities, He'll be alright Profesor. Lets go."
"Harry! Get up now!"
"Wake Up Potter! It's my Birthday and we're going to the zoo!"
THUMP THUMP THUMP
"Yes, yes. We are off to the zoo, just as soon as we eat breakfast and you open up all these presents."
"Presents? How many are there!?!"
"Thirty seven! I counted them myself."
"Thirty seven? But last Year I had Thirty Eight!"
"Fine, Fine. You had better take care of me in my old age. We'll buy two more presents on our way to the zoo."
"And you boy, I'm warning you there had better be no funny business when we are at the zoo."
"Yes Uncle Vernon."
"I mean it boy. If I trusted you i'd leave you here, but i don't. So if anything... unusual happens, i'm blaming you. Got it?"
"Yes Uncle Vernon."
"Must be horrible all these humans pressing their fat faces against the glass. I wonder what kind of snake are you."
"Do you understand me? Wow! Do you miss your home?"
"Oh, I see. You are kinda like me actually. I wish i could do something amazing to help you."
"Oh no, here comes my fat cousin, He's sure to be a pain. I bet he bangs on the glass."
"Wake up snake!" Bang Bang Bang. "Stupid Snake!"
"Leave him alone!" POOF!
"Sssssss Thankssssss."
"wha? Who? How?....Um anytime."
"Sssssadly your coussssin sssseamssss to be sssstuck."
"Uncle Vernon will never believe me."
"Before we left i told you no funny business boy!"
But Uncle Vernon! One minute the glass was there and the next it was gone! It was like it was magic!"
"THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS MAGIC!"
"Dad! A letter arrived!"
"And It's for Harry!"
"That's just silly, who would be writing to him? It's just rubbish."
(Owls started arriving.)
(More letters)
"No more letters boy, I'm burning them all!"
"Today will be different boy, do you know why?"
"No post on Sundays."
"That's right! No post On Sundays! Hahaha"
"Arghhh! We're getting out of here. We're going someplace that no one will find us!"
"Dad's going crazy isn't he mom?"
"mmmm"
"Happy Birthday to me."
"Bang Bang Bang"
"Opps, sorry bout the door."
"Get Out of Here!"
"Or I'll Shoot!"
"Oh, Dry up Dursley!"
"And there's the boy i came to see. Cant be forgetting about my young man on his eleventh birthday now can you Harry?
"I'm not Harry, he is."
"Course not. You are a bit thick around the middle..."
"I'm Harry."
"Of course you are. I made you a cake. Kind of sat on it for a few hundred miles, but i guese it will taste the same...sort of...maybe."
"Wow....thank you, but who are you?"
"Call me Hagrid, I am the keeper of keys at Hogwarts. School of wizardry and witchcraft. Course you know all about Hogwarts."
"No, no i don't"
"I will NOT be paying my hard earned money for him to learn magic tricks!"
"I knew he had not been getting his letters, But to not tell him of Hogwarts? Blimey Harry don't you know how your parents learned it all. how they learned magic? Don't you know how your parents died saving you with magic? Your a Magician Harry, and a thumping good one i'd wager."
"They told me mom and dad died in a car wreck."
"The Potters die in a car wreck! That's the most absurd thing iv'e ever heard! I know you don't know me Harry, but im here to take you to Hogwarts so you can learn to become a great wizard. I even have a list of supplies we need to stop and get on the way."
"And on the way out, a wiggley tail to go with the boys appetite."
"Lets get out of here Harry, lest of course you want to stay..."
"Yah, right....lets go."
"Now that we traveled half way across England on a flying motorcycle i pretty much believe you. Can we get everything we need on this list in London Hagrid?"
"If you know where to look Harry."
"Welcome to Diagon Ally, Harry."
"Diagonally."
"Close enough, what are the chances you'll ever have to say it correctly right? Course what do I know, I use an umbrella as a wand."
"Cool huh?"
"Yes, but Hagrid. How am i going to pay for all the things on this list?"
"There's your money Harry, at Gringott's. Aint no place safer, cept maybe Hogwarts."
"What are these creatures Hagrid?"
"They are goblins Harry. Shrewd and cleaver creatures. They run the bank here."
"Mr. Harry Potter is here to retrieve something from his vault."
"Does Mr. Harry Potter have his key?"
"yes, ive got it right here."
"I also have a letter from professor Dumbledor abouth the you know what in vault you know which."
"Very good sir, i'll take you to both vaults."
"Mr. Potter's vault."
"You see Harry, Your parents wouldn't leave you with nothing."
"Vault number 713."
"What's in this vault Hagrid?"
"Sorry Harry, That's top secret information between Professor Dumbledor and ...I've already said too much."
"All I have left on the list is a wand."
"Then Ollivander's is the place for you. No wand store better! You go in and get started Harry, I have an errand and i will be right back."
"Oh, Mr. Potter. Id been thinking i would see you soon. Seems like only yesterday i was selling your mother and father their first wands."
"We all know the wand chooses the wizard. Lets find one for you."
"Here's a good one. Don't be shy, give it a wave."
"No matter no matter, we'll find one...hmmm I wonder."
"The griffen whos tail feather was used for this wand only produced one other feather. That wand Harry, gave you that scar."
"Try it out."
"It looks as if this wand has choosen you mr. Potter."
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